"13 Days of Christmas" at Ohnemusbeef (sing in a loud voice)

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me; A tank of #1 fuel

On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me; 2 axes chopping and a tank of #1 fuel

On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me; 3 frozen heifers, 2 axes chopping, and a tank of #1 fuel

On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me; 4 busted waterers, 3 frozen heifers, 2 axes chopping, and a tank of #1 fuel.

On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me; a calf without colostrum, 4 busted waterers, 3 frozen heifers, 2 axes chopping and a tank of #1 fuel.

On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me; 20 frostbit chickens, a calf without colostrum, 4 busted waterers, 3 frozen heifers, 2 axes chopping and a tank of #1 fuel.

On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me; hay that needs a-pitch’n, 20 frostbit chickens, a calf without colostrum, 4 busted waterers, 3 frozen heifers, 2 axes chopping and a tank of #1 fuel.

On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, someone else’s bull, hay that needs a-pitch’n, 20 frostbit chickens, a calf without colostrum, 4 busted waterers, 3 frozen heifers, 2 axes chopping and a tank of #1 fuel.

On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me; a good night’s sleep, someone else’s bull, hay that needs a pitch’n, 20 frostbit chickens, a calf without colostrum, 4 busted waterers, 3 frozen heifers, 2 axes chopping and a tank of #1 fuel.

On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me; a house full of smoke, good night’s sleep, someone else’s bull, hay that needs a pitch’n, 20 frostbit chickens, a calf without colostrum, 4 busted waterers, 3 frozen heifers, 2 axes chopping and a tank of #1 fuel.

On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me; 11 layers of clothing, a house full of smoke, a good night’s sleep, someone else’s bull, hay that needs picth’n, 20 frostbit chickens, a calf without colostrum, 4 busted waterers, 3 frozen heifers, 2 axes chopping, and a tank of #1 fuel.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me; 12 pairs of wet socks, 11 layers of clothing, a house full of smoke, a good night’s sleep, someone else’s bull, hay that needs a pitch’n, 20 frostbit chickens, a calf without colostrum, 4 busted waterers, 3 frozen heifers, 2 axes chopping and a tank of #1 fuel.

On the 13th day of Christmas my true love gave to me; 13 degrees of sunshine, 12 pairs of wet socks, 11 layers of clothing, a house full of smoke, a good night’s sleep, someone else’s bull, hay that needs a pitch’n, 20 frostbit chickens, a calf without colostrum, 4 busted waterers, 3 frozen heifers 2 axes chopping and a tank of #1 fuel.

This song is a happy one. My farmer is here for better and for worse, cold and heat, swamped with guests or all alone, fancy suppers or a peanut butter sandwich. When people ask, “Did you have a nice Christmas?”. He’ll say, “It was alright”.

Mary Lynne (Farmers Wife)